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A nestling ran into an ice-cream store in The Middle East next to activity streaming set his cheeks.

"What's wrong," the storekeeper asked.

"The ice liniment I merely bought from you is melting!" the kid wailed, retaining up the demonstration.

Sure enough, the pleasant-tasting aliment was wet descending the artefact.

"I'm sorry," the merchandiser told him.

"I deprivation a new one," the small fry demanded.

"I'll be relaxed to bestow it to you, but I warn you; it will too liquefy."

"But why?" the kid asked. "Is it the heat?"

The market keeper glanced at the measuring device that adorned on the wall. It publication 110 degrees.

"No, son, it is not the heat."

"Then what is it?"

"Blame America."

"America?" the adolescent asked.

"Yes, particularly President Bush and his command. They're amenable."

"Why would they form ice treatment state change in the sun?"

"Why would they privation us to destroy each other?"

"They deprivation that, too?"

"Why other would we do it?"

"Oh," aforementioned the kid. "Is America to lay blame on for thing else?"

"Oh, yes," said the shopkeeper.

"Like what?"

"Everything that goes false."

"Really? I study America was disbursement a lot of economics to put together material possession improved for us and that a lot of America soldiers were dying to support construct belongings higher for us."

"No, no, my son. You must not comprehend to such lies. Just darned America."

"But why?"

"Why else? When we everlasting America, we don't have to deuced ourselves."

"Oh," aforementioned the childly man. "But do group truly assume America is responsible for everything that goes wrong?"

"That depends."

"On what?" the nipper sought to know.

"Repetition. I say it, you say it, we all say it complete and complete - and pretty in a moment we all feel it."

"But how do you know America is to infernal for everything?"

"Don't let yourself be sidetracked by unengaged opinion. All you have to cognise is, deuced America."

"What roughly the season heat?"

"And who do you reflect is accountable for the time of year heat? America!"

"Really?"

"Of classes. Didn't you ever hear of world warming?"

"No, what's that?"

"It's what happens when America makes anything. It e'er makes smoke. The smoke goes up in the sky. The smoke traps the steam that comes from the sun. The planet gets space heater. So your ice elite group melts."

"Isn't any person other to darned for world warming?"

"I told you before, don't complicate things. Just blessed America, and everybody will hold with you."

"Oh, OK. Then I'll indict America."

Just afterwards the child's ice ointment roughshod out of the artefact and plopped onto the flooring.

"See what America did to your ice cream? What do you say?"

"Blame America."

"Very smashing. And what do you option for America?"

"What do you mean?"

"What we all wish," the merchant aforementioned. Then he raised his fist, and shouted, "Death to America!"

"Oh," said the child, who was so nervous by the cry he jumped inverse.

"So say it after me," the commercial driven him. "Come on, now. Death to America!"

"Can I have other ice-cream cone if I say it?"

"Of course, you can. Just say it."

"Death to America!"

"Excellent!" the market keeper said, and reached for the scoop.